I failed uni and im sad.
I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
e.b. (via angelicpanic)

Love is weird. Somedays I just get flooded with it, my heart skips beats, I get butterflies and I feel generally happy, then theres other days like fuck this is my boyfriend.
Seriously cannot wait to see his stupid little face.

Ladies, embrace your thick thighs.

Neverr.

(Source: vogue-pussyxo)

lesbianfosur:

You have tattoos? Oh wait what’s that sound? Oh nothing just me throwing my underwear across the room.


troylerhart:

chandra75:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

Every person on earth should read this. 

READ THIS. GOD BLESS THIS POST

(Source: tom-sits-like-a-whore)

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

Anxiety is so weird. You can be having overwhelmingly terrible anxiety. And be standing in the middle of a bunch of people. And no one even realizes you are completely crumbling inside.

I am so lucky that my boyfriend is amazing, even if he doesnt hate me right now, I sure hate me.


haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it