drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
been up since 10am thursday.
first term of 2nd year contour, done.
been to soar point for a few pints, first time this term.
fell asleep on the bus sucking my thumb.
im ready to pass out.
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
i gotta be up in 15-45 minutes.